The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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