you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Text me some of your sweat
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