dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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