at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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