Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
there was a trapeze. enough said
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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