Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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