I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.