if you like me you must not know who I am
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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