absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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