I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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