my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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