Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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