I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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