Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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