i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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