Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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