i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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