im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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