I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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