so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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