He disabled his match.com account in front of me
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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