Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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