i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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