Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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