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my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I currently don't understand fingers.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
