She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
there is puke in my bra ... again
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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