the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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