I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
