Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
