you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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