i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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