I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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