Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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