it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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