Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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