have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
