I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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