im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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