I seem to have left my pride at pride
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
MIDGETS
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Enjoy the penises
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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