do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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