According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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