You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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