the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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