She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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