we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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