I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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