So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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