I need help removing her.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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