I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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