Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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