is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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