Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you win again, gameday.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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