btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I cannot find my penis.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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