You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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