very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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