She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My penis needs a shock collar
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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