you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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